Happy Friday everyone! Probably (not) the only time I will
be able to use that intro so thought I’d get it out of the way. There are many
advantages to writing an article on a Friday, primarily that I could massively
increase my Bold Prediction hit rate no end, more on that later… And we also
get to see some nice games shaping up already as well, IKSAN vs. Tanky
McTankface is off to a great start for the divisional matchup. Although, waking
up 50 points down on a Friday can’t feel too hot. Coach Allen, thoughts? Hit up
the comments section, why not, it must be there for some reason, right? Anyway,
we’re already a day late, so let’s crack on.
Coaches Award
A super close game that was at heavy risk from being
micromanaged on both sides. As it was, both coaches made good and bad calls
(not that I disagree with any of them, just the NFL doesn’t always make
sense…), but the critical decision came late on Sunday when Coach Nathwani got
Desean Jackson in the starting lineup, and his contribution was critical to the
slimmest of victories. Spare a moment of thought for the terribly unlucky Coach
Burdett (two weeks running), but then he also keeps putting up huge scores, so
only a short moment.
Wooden Spoon
No one makes the correct decision every week, but there is
only one coach in the league who seems to be trying his absolute hardest to
have the highest scoring bench each week. So far he has been getting away with
it, but not in Week 3. Coach Gardner got caught short in a relatively close
game with plenty of points left on the bench that could have won him the game.
Unlucky, but then he was pushing his luck somewhat the first couple of weeks.
Bold Predictions
Another correct prediction last week! Brady going big on the
Texans has upheld my record of one per week, good man. This week we have a bit
of a head start from Thursday night’s matchup but, whilst hindsight is
glorious, it is also most definitely cheating. Let’s see how we do!
The Dream Team vs. The Southampton Narwhals: Fresh off a
Coaches Award, the Dream Team are looking to spread their wings. After a decent
start from Howard, they double the Narwhal’s score, complete with a big British
Brees performance!
Forge Flyers vs. The Burdettinators: These teams have really
built off of their RBs, and they seem pretty matchup proof! 600 yards and 6 TDs
on the ground, count ‘em.
Cash4Gould vs. Gridiron Gang: Annnnnd Gridiron Gang are back
to Palmer, didn’t take long, unfortunately he fails to score even one third of
Ryan’s points total and the rollercoaster relationship continues.
Patistan vs. Bear Necessities: Predictions get harder to
make when over a quarter of the players have already played. So, focussing on the
players who haven’t played, Patistan’s rookie RB investment pays off with 35
points between them.
Tanky McTankface vs. IKSAN: IKSAN look to be hitting their
stride this season and this game could be a high scorer. Having already won
going into MNF, Cousins and Kelce provide the sprinkles on the cherry on the
icing on the cake.
Tom’s Tyrants vs. ADRZ: Something is cooking in Gronk town,
a big performance is on its way. 100 yards and 2 TDs here could be
insurmountable for Tom’s Tyrants.
Right short outro here, before I have to change the intro to
‘Happy Saturday’, so gonna get straight to posting! Good luck this week
everyone!
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