EDOTLOCCA's Corner: Week 14 Extravaganza: Part 2

Dearest readers, you have had one half of this self-appointed extravaganza and now here comes the second! We have been thoroughly spoiled in the LOC; Commissioner Stubbs gave us power rankings, Team Ambassador Sherwood gave us playoff chances, but as of yet no one has told us exactly who will be in the playoffs and how that might come about – that sure would be bold wouldn’t it? Well, once again the EDOTLOCCA comes to the rescue, here we go with some utterly reckless and overly precise speculation!

Week 14

Bear Necessities vs. The Dream Team

Playoff implications: Huge! Really huge! There is a strong chance that the winner of this game makes the playoffs and the loser doesn’t.

BN: Culter – 18.76, Stewart – 7.80, Yeldon – 9.20, Sanders – 8.60, Marshall – 17.90, Chandler – 6.70, West – 6.60, Catanzaro – 11.00(f), Seahawks – 18.00

TDT: Palmer – 24.70(f), McCoy – 15.20, Murray – 6.50, Adams – 4.80, Bryant – 15.40, Olsen – 8.00, Crowell – 4.20, Gould – 8.00, Rams – 7.00

Winner: Bear Necessities 104.56 – 93.80

Forge Flyers vs. ADRZ

Playoff implications: None

FF: Winston – 33.08, Williams – 8.50, Freeman – 7.30, Johnson – 11.30, Brown – 13.80(f), Gates – 7.60, Blount – 4.60, McManus – 12.00, Chiefs – 14.00

ADRZ: Bortles – 29.68, Gore – 14.00, Gurley – 5.20, Green – 19.80, Hurns – 11.50, Hillman – 6.10, Brown, 10.00, Patriots – 6.00

Winner: Forge Flyers 112.18 – 102.28

Patistan vs. Jeff’s Seals

Playoff implications: None

P: Dalton – 28.40, Allen – 4.90, Rawls – 14.40, Cobb – 4.60, Hilton – 8.90, Ebron – 2.20, Decker – 12.40, Santos – 9.00, Eagles – 4.00

JS: Rodgers – 31.56, McCluster – 2.60, Johnson 12.30(f), Jeffrey – 13.20, Cooper – 4.30, Cameron, 1.80, Austin – 9.20, Hopkins – 7.00, Texans, 5.00

Winner: Patistan 88.80 – 87.86

The Tuckfards vs. Gridiron Gang

Playoff implications: Very high, both teams are on the bubble and need the win, but they could still both miss out.

TTU: Taylor – 20.66, Peterson – 12.60(f), Williams – 0.20(f), Baldwin – 14.60, Robinson – 18.30, Barnidge – 9.40, Parker – 10.40, Prater – 7.00, Cardinals – 11.00(f)

GG: Brady – 19.84, Draughn – 12.60, Miller – 3.80, Floyd – 16.20(f), Hopkins – 10.10, Reed – 9.60, Lacy – 4.50, Hauschka – 12.00, Jets – 13.00

Winner: Gridiron Gang 104.16 – 101.64

IKNAN vs. The Romosexuals

Playoff implication: Important, IKNAN can secure the division.

IKNAN: Newton – 35.62, Bernard – 10.60, Jones – 6.00, Thomas – 12.40, Evans – 13.20, Rodgers – 8.10, Brown – 16.80, Gostkowski – 9.00, Broncos – 12.00

TR: Smith – 19.04, Forte – 8.70, Johnson – 6.20, Fitzgerald – 4.10(f), Beckham – 16.60, Kelce – 4.00, Watkins – 12.50, Crosby – 6.00, Bills – 9.00

Winner: IKNAN 123.72 – 89.14

Tom’s Tyrants vs. Burdettinators

Playoff implications: Important, Tom’s Tyrants could sneak in

TTY: Roethlisberger – 25.72, Ivory – 11.10, Martin – 9.20, Bryant – 5.90, Jones- 5.30, Eifert – 13.60, Landry – 15.20, Gano – 10.00, Packers – 8.00

B: Fitzpatrick – 28.58, McFadden – 8.80, Murray – 3.90, Ammendola – 11.20, Maclin – 13.40, Watson – 9.00, Hill – 11.70, Nugent – 11.00, Panthers – 18.00

Winner: Burdettinators 115.58 – 104.02

Result

There we have it, everything has been confirmed! IKNAN secure the Winchester division, Bear Necessities steal the Southampton division at the last and The Dream Team hold on for the wildcard. These three teams join ADRZ in the playoffs. Gridiron Gang are pipped on points scored for the second year running and Tom’s Tyrants don’t quite pull off the comeback again. In Week 15, the playoffs games are as follows: ADRZ vs. The Dream Team and IKNAN vs. Bear Necessities. Also, congrats to ADRZ for being the regular season champs and IKNAN for being the highest scorers - the acronyms are rising!

PS. Sorry to everyone who was looking forwards to this week, should have said spoiler alert at the start I suppose.

PPS. Screw you to anyone who changes their line up before the matches start.