2015: What the hell is happening?

We're 3 games from the end of the regular season, and there are 9 teams on 5-6 or 6-5. Two divisions are either 5-6 or 6-5. The LOC playoff race is as wide open as it has ever been. We genuinely have no idea who will make playoffs (other than one team). Coach Merritt and Commissioner Stubbs put their heads together to figure out what will happen and what teams have a shot at the playoffs.