EDOTLOCCA's Corner: Post Draft

EDOTLOCCA’s Corner

Greetings esteemed coaches of the League of Champions! Welcome to the very first edition of what, for lack of a better name, will be known as EDOTLOCCA’s Corner (that’s ‘Executive Director of the League of Champions Coaches Association’). A weekly inkling into the fantasy goings-on from your EDOTLOCCA’s perspective.

Coaches Award

Each week I will start by endowing the coach who I believe deserves recognition for a particular decision that significantly enhanced their team’s chances of winning. This week, the Coaches Award goes to Coach Sherwood for his stellar draft. From the in depth research to the brave strategy, there was a lot to like about this draft. Whilst RB depth may have been an afterthought, the sheer ambition of Coach Sherwood deserves recognition.

Wooden Spoon

For every winner, unfortunately there must also be a loser, and each week the Wooden Spoon will also be awarded for the biggest blunder of the week. This week, that blunder was committed by Coach Fisher who was guilty of the cardinal sin of fantasy football, missing the most important date of the year. His punishment of an auto-drafted team with poor depth will serve as a reminiscent burden for the rest of the season.

Bold Predictions

And now for some prognostication of the extreme variety. Taking over from the admirable Coach Burdett, each week I will offer six bold predictions for the coming set of matches. So, without further ado:

ADRZ vs. The Dream Team: Wilson accumulates more rushing yards than Forsett, Williams or Murray, leaving The Dream Team missing McCoy and ADRZ with the biggest winning margin of the week.

Forge Flyers vs. Burdettinators: We’ve seen Manning throw 7 TDs in week 1 in seasons past, but those were seasons past and this year he kills off Burdettinators chances with 3 INTs after watching Tannehill put up 4 TDs for Forge Flyers.

The Romosexuals vs. Bear Necessities: Gronkowski and Kelce combine for 5 TDs, making them the top two TEs of the week. Combined, they outscore Romo and Luck’s cumulative score.

IKNAN vs. Jeff’s Seals: Without stars Bell and Foster, the 4 starting RBs fail to put up 20 points between them. Despite this both teams still go above 120 points in a thriller.

Gridiron Gang vs. Patistan: Gridiron Gang actually win in the opening week! What? Not bold enough? Okay then, in order to win Gridiron Gang come from behind in the Tuesday morning (GMT) match when the Vikings DST score 3 TDs; one INT return, one fumble return and one punt return by Mr. Cordarrelle Patterson.

Tom’s Tyrants vs. The Tuckfards: The two most winningest teams in LOC history prove to both be too avert to losing, leaving the only possible result, a tie. Because why the hell not, aye?

So there are this week’s bold predictions, when they all inevitably come true, I expect a pint from each of you. Turrah!